AU where Beforan and Alternian trolls occupy an Alternia where Feferi overthrows the Condesce and begins releasing trolls from slave and prison positions. Psiioniic (alive) is released from powering a ship and he spends some of his days sitting on the sidewalk staring into space with his burnt out powers.
AU where Kankri is walking around and Psiioniic is like “It’s baby Signless what” and emotes all over him. AU where Kankri doesn’t know how to handle this, the sun is rising and this big adult troll is simultaneously angry at him and hysterical. Kankri drags him home, pushes this hobo troll (trobo?) into the ablution trap and Psiioniic doesn’t get what his intentions are.
Kankri is pretty pale for him right away and is more distressed and stupid about it than he should be. Cue quadrant clusterfuck and Psiioniic returning to adult-troll mental state while maintaining Mituna levels of douchebaggery.
I dub this ship the SS Kriioniic. And by ship I mean one of those inflatable rafts. I brought like a package of oreos, this ship will survive well.